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Is Your Jar Full?

April 30th, 2009 No comments

Is Your Jar Full?

When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar……and the beer.

A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.  When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.  He then asked the students if the jar was full.  They agreed that it was.

So the Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.  He shook the jar lightly.  The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.  He then asked the students again if the jar was full.  They agreed it was.

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Swine Flu Outbreak

April 30th, 2009 No comments

From Mexico to Florida and all the way across America to New York, swine flu has become a hot topic. As many as 75 students at St. Francis Preparatory School in Queens got sick on Thursday. More got sick on Friday. What health officials want to know is was it swine flu or something more benign. The hype is on for any large numbers of people getting sick as a pandemic could cause great disruption and thousands of deaths. 

There are mounting fears about a deadly swine flu virus that is reported to have killed as many as 60 people in Mexico, one that health officials fear has already seeped into the United States. A pandemic is an epidemic of infectious disease that spreads through populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.

Mexican and U.S. health officials searched on Saturday for signs an outbreak of a new flu strain is spreading further, after it killed up to 68 people in Mexico and infected eight in the United States. As Mexico shut schools and museums and axed public events, global health officials stopped short of declaring a pandemic. But they warned more cases could come to light, making up a major outbreak, as the flu spreads between people and infected some individuals who had no contact with one another.

How’s that work?  :-(

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Can You Protect Yourself Against The Swine Flu?

April 30th, 2009 No comments

Can You Protect Yourself From The Swine Flu?         

                         By Sandy Powers

 

Every day our bodies are attacked by viruses and bacteria that weaken our immune system and make us more vulnerable to diseases like the Swine Flu.

 

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Voip Set Up Guide For Your Home

April 30th, 2009 No comments

Telephone bills can add up, especially if a person makes a lot of long distance calls. Fortunately, thanks to advancing Internet technology there is an excellent calling alternative when people want to save on long distance. This alternative is called VoIP, (Voice over Internet Protocol). With VoIP voice travels through one’s Internet connection rather than the phone line.
VoIP’s main advantage lies in its extremely discounted price, if the service even charges anything. Free VoIP setups are typically the case when computer-to-computer communication is used, though there are a few computer-to-phone services available that are also free. In a VoIP arrangement where a price is charged, the fee is nominal, though can vary in payment method. For example, some VoIP services will work like a calling card or a prepaid cell phone. Users buy a certain number of minutes, with the amount being significantly higher than what would normally be available through calling cards or prepaid cell phones. Minutes for international calls might be slightly more expensive, but not much more. Other VoIP payment arrangements involve a person paying a monthly or annual subscription fee. These fees can range from $20 to $200, though the average price is around $25. In a subscription arrangement users get an unlimited number of long distance calls.
So, how does one go about finding a VoIP provider? They can start by investigating the VoIP services offered by their Instant Messenger. This is because most of the major messengers, (including Yahoo, AOL and MSN), will allow for some form of VoIP communication. Yet, if a person is not satisfied with what is available with their messenger, they could do a greater search by making inquires on a search engine. The best keywords to use are “VoIP”, “free Internet calls” or “Internet calling.” The quotation marks should be included, since they help tell the search engine to look just for these specific phrases. Alternatively, they could do searches on some of the most well-known VoIP services, such as Skype, Vonage and Ooma.
Once a provider has been found, a person will need to set up their computer for VoIP communication. There are two ways this is done. The first way involves using a microphone or headset for communication. The second way involves getting a VoIP telephone. Both methods work the same way when it comes to setup, at least if a person is using USB versions, (which is the most common format for modern-day computer devices). Anyway, with a USB connection, all a person has to do is plug in the device and it is automatically ready for use. Some additional configurations may need to be done within the VoIP service itself, so that the phone or microphone are detected, but this usually isn’t hard to do.
In conclusion, if a person is interested in saving money on their phone bill, they should look no further than VoIP communication. The service is cheap and pretty much easy to use and set up. The only downside is that sometimes the voice quality is not as good, but this can be greatly improved if a person uses DSL or cable Internet.

7 Ways for Improving VoIP

April 30th, 2009 No comments

7 Ways For Improving VoIP by Mark Allen1. Variety In The Dedicated Consumer Phone Box Space: Ooma Inc.’s appliance garnered lots of buzz when the fans of PhoneGnome came after it as a copycat device. The Ooma box has numerous extra features, but has a big selling point that PhoneGnome didn’t – it seamlessly integrates with land lines. Expect more variety in this space down the road, as the vendors and manufacturers compete on price, performance, call quality and feature set.Buy Now on eBay2. Microsoft Goes For VOIP: With the (much anticipated) rollout of Microsoft’s Office Communications Server 2007 in October, Microsoft has served notice to the rest of the industry that they’re coming. Microsoft always misses on the first two tries at something, but by the third time ’round, they’ll have made the adjustments needed to move into the space. Microsoft’s pitch? Voice will become just another application running on the network. Expect existential questions on the future of PBX systems in the near future.3. Making Transitions Seamless: Switchvox pulled this one – they made their premises-based IP PBX software available to its hosted PBX customers, so that when a small business outgrows the initial hosted offering and needs to bring their PBX server in-house, there’s no costly (and disruptive) transition of services to act as a barrier to entry. This is vendor lock-in at its smartest, and we expect it to become the norm down the road. 4. Open Source Vendors Focus On “Out Of The Box” Installs: Open-source IP PBX software suppliers Digium Inc., Fonality (trixbox) and Pingtel Corp. have shifted to productizing their offerings as stand alone, easy to install appliances, making it a one stop solution for Value Added Resellers. The price of the software is right, and the software itself is rock solid; whether it manages to get past the Open Source “by geeks, for geeks” inadvertent branding remains to be seen, but we’re hopeful.For Pricing & Selection of IP Phones, Go To The Voip Store5. Flat Rate Networking For Hosted VoIP: Junction Networks charges a flat rate for the entire business — no matter how many extensions, plus the actual cost of calls. This saves a lot of money once a business gets past about 20 extensions.6. Desk Phone GUIs For The Masses: IP desk phones with GUIs have been around for three years now; what’s changed is that competition on hardware has almost turned them into commodity items. Expect them to hit commodity status by the end of 2008. This removes another barrier to entry for companies looking to switch over.7. Mobile Call Transitions Break Carrier Reliance: Keeping a customer’s call during the walk from the parking lot to the desk just got easier. Several IP PBX vendors (Siemens AG, Avaya Inc.and Divitas Networks) call hand-offs seamlessly grab calls from dual mode cell phone/WiFi phones, routing them as a parallel call through the enterprise wireless LAN. Most impressively, this was done without cell phone carrier co-operation (indeed, it was done over cellular carrier intransigence.)

Mark Allen is a frequent writer on VoIP.
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Swine Flu Emergency Food Supplies

April 29th, 2009 No comments

Medical experts watching the Swine Flu tell us that once the flu is detected in an area, the entire community can be QUARANTINED for 6 to 12 weeks, the normal time for the Swine Flu to run its course, IF no further outbreaks are detected.

The “Swine 90 DAY FOOD SUPPLY” unit is compact enough to fit under most large beds, or stow in a large closet. It’s ideal for homes, apartments, businesses, emergency operation centers, etc.

Swine Flu Emergency Food Supplies

Being prepared for all types of emergencies should be a priority for everyone in the U.S. With more threats than ever before, we know that any number of events can be right around the corner. But lately its completely understandable that many of us probably have our mind on economic worries at the very least. But knowing what we do know about the swine Flu break out, it might be a good time for us to consider investing in our own safety just in case.

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Kawaly i dowcipy

April 28th, 2009 No comments

Trójka dzieci z 1 klasy stoi przed ostatnia szansa aby otrzymać promocje do drugiej klasy. Przepytuje je dyrektor:
- Jasio, przeliteruj słowo TATA
- T, A,T, A
- Świetnie! Zdałeś!
- A teraz Monika, przeliteruj słowo MAMA
- M, A, M, A
- Doskonale! Przechodzisz do drugiej klasy…
- A teraz Ty Ahmed… Przeliteruj proszę… DYSKRYMINACJA OBCOKRAJOWCOW W
SWIETLE POLSKICH PRAW KONSTYTUCYJNYCH.

Kłótnia:
- Ty syjonisto!
- Ty antysemito!

No i wot! priszła kolej na mój ulubiony dowcip o gwoździach Wilsona. Włala!:

Facet nazywał się Wilson i miał fabrykę sprzętu żelaznego: śrubki, gwoździe, nakrętki, łopaty, grabie itp. Postanowił zatrudnić gościa od reklamy, żeby nakręcił mu film reklamujący jego gwoździe. Więc facet przychodzi po tygodniu i pokazuje mu film, a tam rzymski żołnierz przybija gwoździami Jezusa do krzyża, pod spodem napis “Gwoździe Wilsona utrzymają wszystko”. Wilson wpada w szał, mówi ze nie może czegoś takiego puścić w TV, że jego by ukrzyżowali za taki film itp. Ma przyjść za tydzień z innym filmem i nie ma
tam być Rzymianina krzyżującego Jezusa. Facet przychodzi po tygodniu i pokazuje film a tam ukrzyżowany Jezus i żołnierz stojący obok z założonymi rękami i napis: “Gwoździe Wilsona utrzymają wszystko”…
Wilson się wściekł , nie może tego puścić w TV, chce filmu ale bez ukrzyżowanego Jezusa, bez Jezusa w ogóle. Facet od reklamy zrobił kwaśną minę i poszedł. Wraca za tydzień i pokazuje 3 film. Tam widać taka górkę i kawałek pola. Chwila ciszy. Potem zza górki wybiega jakiś gość w łachmanach, długie włosy, zaniedbany itp., zbiega z tej górki i przez pole zapierdala oglądając się co chwilę do tylu. Chwila ciszy. Wybiegają rzymscy żołnierze i za nim przez to pole. Jeden się zatrzymuje przy kamerze i dysząc mówi:
“Gdybyśmy mieli gwoździe Wilsona…”

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Logitech QuickCam Communicate MP (Black)

April 28th, 2009 10 comments

Logitech QuickCam Communicate MP (Black)PC Webcam with Built-In Microphone

Take your video communications to the next level with a true 1.3-Megapixel sensor, RightLight technology, RightSound technology, and Logitech Fun Filters. The True 1.3-megapixel sensor lets you enjoy exceptionally lifelike images, including rich, colorful 4-megapixel (software enhanced) photos. RightLight technology automatically produces improved image clarity, even in dim lighting. RightSound technology ensures crystal clear conversations without annoying background noise. The built-in microphone ensures the whole family can take part in the conversation. Apply effects like fisheye, 50s movie, neon, and more to add fun and personality to photos and video chats. System Requirements – 200 MB free space, CD-ROM drive, 16-bit color display adapter, OS-compatible sound card and speakers, 1.1 or 2.0 USB port, Windows XP, Pentium 4 1.4 GHz or AMD Athlon 1 GHz processor, 128MB RAM, and Windows Vista

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MSG and it’s many secret hidden other names

April 27th, 2009 No comments

All restaurants use this product and some may not even realize it. If they buy their french fries frozen guess what they are pre soaked in so they don’t go brown? If they soak their lettuce in salty water, check what the label on that salty content is and can you even pronounce it? I would love to see a ban on this and I know first hand how addicting it is because one of my favorite foods is potato chips/french fries. Coincidence that there was a research article published in 1978? You decide, but either way we need to ban this chemical cancer that our human bodies aren’t equipped to break down thus riddling our bodies with poison. The scary thing is that No One is exempt because we all eat – even vegetarians.

Most interesting and frightening …
MSG hides behind 25 or more names, such as Natural Flavouring. ‘MSG is even in your favorite coffee from Tim Horton’s and Starbucks coffee shops! I wondered if there could be an actual chemical causing the massive obesity epidemic, and so did a friend of mine, John Erb. He was a research assistant at the University of Waterloo. In hundreds of studies around the world, scientists were creating obese mice and rats to use in diet or diabetes test studies. No strain of rat or mice is naturally obese, so scientists have to create them. They make these creatures morbidly obese by injecting them with MSG when they are first born. The MSG triples the amount of insulin the pancreas creates, causing rats (and perhaps humans) to become obese. They even have a name for the fat rodents they create: ‘MSG-Treated Rats.’ When I heard this, I was shocked. I went into my kitchen and checked the cupboards and the refrigerator. MSG was in everything — the Campbell ‘s soups, the Hostess Doritos, the Lays flavored potato chips, Top Ramen, Betty Crocker Hamburger Helper, Heinz canned gravy, Swanson frozen prepared meals, and Kraft salad dressings, especially the ‘healthy low-fat’ ones. The items that didn’t have MSG marked on the product label had something called ‘Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein,’ which is just another name for Monosodium Glutamate. It was shocking to see just how many of the foods we feed our children everyday are filled with this stuff. MSG is hidden under many different names in order to fool those who read the ingredient list, so that they don’t catch on. (Other names for MSG are ‘Accent, ‘Aginomoto,’ ‘Natural Meat Tenderizer,’ etc.)
But it didn’t stop there.
When our family went out to eat, we started asking at the restaurants what menu items contained MSG. Many employees, even the managers, swore they didn’t use MSG. But when we ask for the ingredient list, which they grudgingly provided, sure enough, MSG and Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein were everywhere. Burger King, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Taco Bell, every restaurant — even the sit-down eateries like TGIF, Chili’s, Applebee’s, and Denny’s — use MSG in abundance. Kentucky Fried Chicken seemed to be the WORST offender: MSG was in every chicken dish, salad dressing and gravy. No wonder I loved to eat that coating on the skin — their secret spice was MSG!
So why is MSG in so many of the foods we eat? Is it a preservative, or a vitamin?
Not according to my friend John Erb. In his book The Slow Poisoning of America, he said that MSG is added to food for the addictive effect it has on the human body.
Even the propaganda website sponsored by the food manufacturers lobby group supporting MSG explains that the reason they add it to food is to make people eat more.
A study of the elderly showed that older people eat more of the foods that it is added to. The Glutamate Association lobbying group says eating more is a benefit to the elderly, but what does it do to the rest of us?
‘Betcha can’t eat [just] one,’ takes on a whole new meaning where MSG is concerned! And we wonder why the nation is overweight!
MSG manufacturers themselves admit that it addicts people to their products. It makes people choose their product over others, and makes people eat more of it than they would if MSG wasn’t added.
Not only is MSG scientifically proven to cause obesity, it is an addictive substance. Since its introduction into the American food supply fifty years ago, MSG has been added in larger and larger doses to the pre-packaged meals, soups, snacks, and fast foods we are tempted to eat everyday.
The FDA has set no limits on how much of it can be added to food. They claim it’s safe to eat in any amount. But how can they claim it’s safe when there are hundreds of scientific studies with titles like these:
‘The monosodium glutamate (MSG) obese rat as a model for the study of exercise in obesity.’ Gobatto CA, Mello MA, Souza CT, Ribeiro<>
‘Adrenalectomy abolishes the food-induced hypothalamic serotonin release in both normal and monosodium glutamate-obese rats.’ Guimaraes RB, Telles MM, Coelho VB, Mori C, Nascimento CM, Ribeiro. Brain Res Bull. 2002 Aug.
‘Obesity induced by neonatal monosodium glutamate treatment in spontaneously hypertensive rats: An animal model of multiple risk factors.’
Iwase M, Yamamoto M, Iino K, Ichikawa K, Shinohara N, Yoshinari Fujishima.
Hypertens Res. 1998 Mar.
‘Hypothalamic lesion induced by injection of monosodium glutamate in suckling period and subsequent development of obesity.’ Tanaka K, Shimada M, Nakao K Kusunoki. Exp Neurol. 1978 Oct.
No, the date of that last study was not a typo; it was published in 1978. Both the ‘medical research community’ and ‘food manufacturers’ have known about the side effects of MSG for decades.
Many more of the studies mentioned in John Erb’s book link MSG to diabetes, migraines and headaches, autism, ADHD, and even Alzheimer’s.
So what can we do to stop the food manufactures from dumping this fattening and addictive MSG into our food supply and causing the obesity epidemic we now see?
Several months ago, John Erb took his book and his concerns to one of the highest government health officials in Canada while he was sitting in the government office, the official told him, ‘Sure, I know how bad MSG is. I wouldn’t touch the stuff.’ But this top-level government official refuses to tell the public what he knows.
The big media doesn’t want to tell the public either, fearing issues with their advertisers. It seems that the fallout on the fast food industry may hurt their profit margin. The food producers and restaurants have been addicting us to their products for years, and now we are paying the price for it. Our children should not be cursed with obesity caused by an addictive food additive.
But what can I do about it? I’m just one voice! What can I do to stop the poisoning of our children, while our governments are insuring financial protection for the industry that is poisoning us?
This message is going out to everyone I know in an attempt to tell you the truth that the corporate-owned politicians and media won’t tell you.
The best way you can help to save yourself and your children from this drug-induced epidemic is to forward this article to everyone. With any luck, it will circle the globe before politicians can pass the legislation protecting those who are poisoning us.
The food industry learned a lot from the tobacco industry. Imagine if big tobacco had a bill like this in place before someone blew the whistle on nicotine?
If you are one of the few who can still believe that MSG is good for us and you don’t believe what John Erb has to say, see for yourself. Go to the National Library of Medicine at www.pubmed.com . Type in the words ‘MSG Obese’ and read a few of the 115 medical studies that appear.
We the public do not want to be rats in one giant experiment, and we do not approve of food that makes us into a nation of obese, lethargic, addicted sheep, feeding the food industry’s bottom line while waiting for the heart transplant, the diabetic-induced amputation, blindness, or other obesity-induced, life-threatening disorders.
With your help we can put an end to this poison. Do your part in sending this message out by word of mouth, e-mail, or by distribution of this printout to your friends all over the world and stop this ‘Slow Poisoning of Mankind’ by the packaged food industry.
Blowing the whistle on MSG is our responsibility, so get the word out.

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Logitech QuickCam Pro 9000 (Black)

April 26th, 2009 10 comments

Logitech QuickCam Pro 9000 (Black)Be there to share precious moments-in person-with Logitech High Quality Video Calling. The Logitech QuickCam Pro 9000 makes PC-to-PC video calls look and sound so real, it’s like being in the same room with far-away family and friends. Get razor-sharp video with high-precision Carl Zeiss optics. Crystal-clear echo-cancelling audio. Plus, hundreds of fun video effects. Staying in touch, face-to-face, was never so easy. Be there to share precious moments in Logitech High Quality Video. You have family and friends miles away. You stay in touch by phone but it doesn’t come close to seeing them in person. The QuickCam Pro 9000 can help-the webcam that makes PC-to-PC video calling look and sound so real, it’s like being in the same room with far-away family and friends. And the call is free. Go ahead. Blow a kiss to the birthday girl. Give two anniversary thumbs up to your favorite couple. Show off that A+ college paper to the folks back home. Logitech m (more…)

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