WTF is wrong? 8% increase? $1 extra surcharge on TAXI rides? 5% increases after 2 year? What the fuck is wrong with New York government? MTA is stealing money from us New Yorkers any way they can, they are part of the problem and we seems to be a solution to it? That is ridiculous… Why cant they just look at savings at their own place? Why NY government cannot just rip it to peaces and make smaller companies out of this monster and make them work? Why CEO’s and Union Leaders cant take pay cuts? If they are failing so badly why MTA cannot just let them go? If I do not perform to company’s expectation they would fire my ass off, why cannot those stupid assholes be let go?
I finaly figured out how to get police cruiser in Racing Live for Apples iPod iTouch and iPhone. Go to Street menu tab, then go to LA (Los Angeles) screen and then keep doing “Escape from Police” tasks, after few of the missions you will finaly receive loot and it will be your dream Police Cruiser 
This Police Cruiser is not as amazing as I did think it might be:
Speed is only 19
Handling is only 17
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Pielęgniarka w szpitalu pyta dziadka:
- Przepraszam, ile tak wlasciwie ma Pan lat ?
- 80 – odpowiada dziadek… Na to pielegniarka:
- Ooo, nie dalabym Panu…
- Niesmialbym prosic…!!!
Plyna lódka jednoreki ze slepym, i jednoreki wiosluje. Sa na srodku jeziora, az tu nagle jednorekiemu jedyne wioslo wymyka sie z reki i odplywa z pradem. Zdenerwowal sie gosciu i mówi:
- No tosmy qrwa doplyneli!!!
No to slepy wysiadl…
Podchodzi wariat do kasy na peronie i mówi:
- Dobry, poprosze bilet…
- Normalny?
- Nie…. pierdolniety.
Dzwoni telefon, facet podnosi sluchawke:
- Halo?
- Dzien dobry, czy to Pan kupowal wczoraj w naszej aptece tymianek?
- Taaak….
- To chcielibysmy przeprosic bo zaszla drobna pomylka i sprzedalismy Panu cyjanek…
- Hhhmm, a jaka to róznica???
- Noo, musi Pan doplacic 4,50 …
Podczas wycieczki statkiem nastapila katastrofa. Nie poszly na dno tylko trzy mlode kobiety. Dryfujac na falach pierwsza z nich zaczela sie modlic:
- Boze, prosze Cie o drabine z taka iloscia szczebli ilu mialam kochanków!!!
Nagle pojawia sie drabina wysoka az do nieba. Kobieta sie poniej wspiela i zniknela w chmurach. Druga kobieta zrobila to samo. Jej sie równiez udalo. Trzecia z kobiet poprosila o taka sama drabine, ale nic sie nie wydarzylo i utonela.
Jaki z tego moral ? …………………DZIEWCZYNY!!! NIE ZAMYKAJCIE SOBIE DROGI DO NIEBA!!!
Przychodzi zólw do sklepu i mówi:
- poprosze wiadro wody…
Sprzedawca podaje mu wiadro zólw:
- Ile place?
- Nic, wez sobie…
Nastepnego dnia znów przychodzi po wiadro wody, trzeciego dnia sprzedawca nie wytrzymal i sie pyta:
- Dlaczego codziennie przychodzisz zólwiu po wiadro wody???!
Zólw na to:
- My tu gadu, gadu a mi sie chalupa pali….
Czterech Murzynów niesie przez dzungle lektyke z bialym podróznikiem w srodku. Nagle zza drzew slychac swist strzaly, poczym jeden z Murzynów pada martwy i lektyka upada na ziemie. Wychodzi z niej bialy podróznik, patrzy na zabitego Murzyna i mówi:
- Qrwa, to juz czwarta opona w tym tygodniu!!!
Seryjny morderca ciagnie kobiete do lasu w celu wiadomym. Kobieta krzyczy przerazona:
- Ale ponuro i ciemno w tym lesie. Bardzo sie boje!
Na to morderca:
- No, a ja co mam powiedziec? Sam bede wracal…
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Racing Live is just fun and exciting game for Apple’s iPod Phone and iPod Touch devices. It is an online game where you need to race other opponents, collect money for races and just manage money flow from all those events. From getting all the money from different sources then you can invest in buying like a garage or a parking lot, or even a car wash or condo and then have constant money flow to offset costs of maintenance of those fancy racing cars. You have option of depositing money in the bank which takes 10% of the money that you do deposit as a deposit fee, that’s not bad as it seems since if you just keep cash you can loose all of that in racing matches and just have nothing left. So it is a seriously quite addictive and exciting online multi player game. Give it a try, you will not regret it. I just yet to figure out how to get Police Cruiser as so many players already have it. I just got to level 11th, this game is starting to get quite more difficult as before I was able to win races, not I am starting to loose quite a lot of them. Strategy in this game is the key and you have to be quite sneaky about it. Ah, you can also build up teams of different drivers, so if you like just invite me with this special code RPU1P.
Start as a novice street racer and work your way up to become the king of the roads in the Racing Live world!
FEATURES:
- Massively Multiplayer ONLINE Racing Game for the iPhone and iPod Touch!
- FREE updates with new races, cars, car parts, real estate, and more!
- Race other players LIVE
- Show off your racing skills with the best cars and performance upgrades
- Own the raceways by acquiring real estate and earning sweet incomes from them to upgrade your vehicles
- Bring your friends into your crew to make you better
- Perform numerous street missions
- Gorgeous graphics
- Get real time updates
- Comment on other racers
- Broadcast messages to your crew
- …and much, much more!
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