Dowcipy
Przychodzi mama do córki. Drzwi otwiera zięć.
- Dzień dobry synku, przyjechałam was odwiedzić.
- A na ile mamusia przyjechała?
- A na tyle, aż wam się nie znudzę. A to mamusia nawet nie wejdzie.
Przychodzi mama do córki. Drzwi otwiera zięć.
- Dzień dobry synku, przyjechałam was odwiedzić.
- A na ile mamusia przyjechała?
- A na tyle, aż wam się nie znudzę. A to mamusia nawet nie wejdzie.
Recently I got addicted to few ipod games from storm8. Here are my codes if you like to add me in to your clan:
Vampires Live - RT321
To Travel in Amazing AIR BUS 380 should be best experience ever, well pictures do say it all. Just wonder, every eairline should be as such.
Hey Miss California, How Does God Feel About Fake Breasts?
By Sheldon Filger, Huffington Post. Posted May 11, 2009.
Washington, DC – The real unemployment rate released on Friday by the Bureau of Labor Statistics is 15.8%, nearly 7 points higher than the rate officially reported according to Americans for Democratic Action (ADA).
The real rate includes marginally attached workers which the BLS reports “are neither working nor looking for work but indicate that they want and are available for a job and have looked for work sometime in the recent past. Discouraged workers, a subset of the marginally attached, have given a job-market related reason for not looking currently for a job. Persons employed part time for economic reasons are those who want and are available for full-time work but have had to settle for a part-time schedule.”
Do gabinetu kierowniczki w salonie kosmetycznym wpada facet:
- Co to ma znaczyć! Zapłaciłem za dwie godziny solarium, a wyproszono mnie po piętnastu minutach!
- Proszę się uspokoić. W instrukcji jasno jest napisane, że w kabinie można przebywać maksimum 15 minut.
- Nie interesuje mnie, co jest napisane w instrukcji! Ja jutro znad morza wracam!
I am podcast addict, love them and I do enjoy listening to them every single morning. I have itouch that I did jailbreak it and I am proud of it, enjoying all this extra functionality that apple intentionally blocked from all of us owners to use, apple you suck by the way. So anyway today I did came across this podcast TWiF which Sara Lane is co-host, my goodness, did not hear her since she left screensavers, Sara, you rock. Kevin Rose and his co-host have show too but it sucks, nothing close to what it used to be when they were on screensavers, then G4 bought them. And everything went down the drain, it got better and I do enjoy G4 now days but there was time where it did suck big time. But anyway Sara has this podcast and I believe it is show number 16 already but it was my first time that I got to listen to it today. It is cool.
This morning I was taking subway to work as I do every day for past year, so ride this train as I always do and this guy walks in with two bags, one of them is notebook bag, nothing is weird about this at first but he is ready to take a sit and he starts to open his laptop bag and its empty, my first thought was maybe he lost his laptop, my gosh, he will panic I am thinking to myself, but not, he just put that bag on a bench and he then sits on that open bag, that was so weird. Now I was thinking of it and why it is so weird? Is it because he is the only one who did such thing? Or is it because nobody is doing this? What makes us weird? Why such act is weird act? For him it’s normal.
Regular flu kills 34,000 each year just in the U.S. Yet, thanks to our media overblowing this, if swine flu kills just 3,000, it will be sheer panic and terror.
The GCC economies had been impervious to the global credit crisis for the better part of 12 months. While many people believed that the Middle East’s oil wealth would protect their economies from the crisis, these expectations have proved baseless. The falling equity values impaired sovereign wealth funds and lack of access to credit derailed numerous grandiose property development plans leaving some skylines littered with idle cranes. Economists predict the current conditions will stable and persist for the most of the remainder of the year. The end of this year (2009) through 2010, capital market conditions are expected to stabilize and improve. In this crisis no country is an island, as even Australia recognized its economy was in recession.
Virtually every market of the world has experienced sharp declines save for the one uncorrelated market that posted positive returns, the Tehran Stock Exchange. Enough said. The current situation finds the world economy trying to establish a base from which to grow supported by the most massive, concerted global government economic intervention in the history of the world. The bailouts and stimulus packages to date have targeted banks and countries and the auto industry. Yet as the unemployment percentage surges into double digit numbers, the consumer who was footing the tax bill will move from being a tax payer to recipient of tax benefits; credit card payments will laps, mortgages lost. The cascade downward will continue as more business will contract, more foreclosed houses in the market and higher credit hurdles and terms for new homeowners. The impact of a global shutdown due to swine flu could well trigger a cataclysmic economic freefall that even threatens the stability of longstanding democracies.