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Dowcipy

admin — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 01:15:03 +0000

Do baru wchodzi klient z żółwiem pod pachą. Zwierzątko jest w opłakanym stanie: popękana skorupa sklejona taśmą, jedna z nóżek owinięta bandażem, opuszczona smutno główka. Barman patrzy na zwierzę z litością: - Co mu jest? - Wszystko w porządku. Wygląda może nie najlepiej, ale jest w świetnej formie. Czy pan wie, że on jest szybszy [...]

Dowcipy

admin — Sat, 01 May 2010 00:14:11 +0000

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- Czy jest pan przesądny? – pyta ortopeda pacjenta. - Ależ skąd panie doktorze. - To dobrze, bo od jutra będzie Pan wstawał tylko lewą nogą. - Dzisiaj proszę państwa, będziemy mówić o kłamstwie – zaczął profesor, po czym zadał pytanie - Kto przeczytał moją książkę? Wszyscy studenci podnieśli ręce. - A więc proszę państwa, [...]

Kawaly

admin — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 08:11:29 +0000

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Sklep w USA, wchodzi polak: pokazujac odbijanie pilki koszykowej - ja, need, potrzebowac, pilka, ball, pilka - ok, you need ball, I understand… - tak, ball, pilka …. ok, a teraz skup sie… pokazujac efekt ciecia pilka, mowi - do meeeetaaaluuuu Murzyn budzi się rano, spogląda na wnętrze swoich dłoni i z radościa krzyczy: “Yes, [...]

10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

cw — Sun, 03 May 2009 14:19:50 +0000

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10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. *********** Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep. *********** Commandment 3 Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! *********** [...]

YOU ARE OLD WHEN

cw — Sun, 03 May 2009 14:12:57 +0000

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YOU ARE OLD WHEN “OLD” IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!” “OLD” IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. “OLD” IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker [...]

The Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies:

cw — Sun, 03 May 2009 14:11:07 +0000

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The Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies: 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was [...]

Diary of a Blonde Wife

cw — Sun, 03 May 2009 14:05:26 +0000

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Diary of a Blonde Wife *Monday:* Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat [...]

Astrological Prayers

cw — Sun, 03 May 2009 14:02:57 +0000

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Astrological Prayers Aries Dear God, please give me patience… And could you do it right now? *********** Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. *********** Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? *********** Cancer Dear God!!! *********** Leo Yes? *********** Virgo Dear God, please make us [...]

Shameless Visitor

cw — Sun, 03 May 2009 13:57:41 +0000

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The Grandmother of a just got married American Desi phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma Desi started giving instructions how to come to their high rise Desi colony retirement Apartment. She started blabbering, “When you come to the front door of the apartment building inside [...]

MEXICAN DELICACY

cw — Sun, 03 May 2009 13:53:04 +0000

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An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What was that you just served the gentleman at [...]