Just trying to keep my friends alive a little longer
March 8th, 2009
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Just came over this interesting article, have it scanned so I will try to retype just to have it easier to read. It goes like this:
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The maid wants a raise…..
March 6th, 2009
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The maid wants a raise…..
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked:
‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’
Maria: ‘Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.’
Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’
Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’
Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’
Maria: ‘Your husband did.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..’
Wife (really furious now): ‘Did my husband say that as well?’
Maria: ‘No Senora, the gardener and the poolman did.’
Wife: “So how much do you want?”
Threesome
March 6th, 2009
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Two neighbors meet and one of them is saying to the other: “hey, I want to sign you up for 3some”
The other neighbor is thinking and then he saying: ” Neeh, I think I’ll pass…”
First neighbor replies back: ” Ok then, I’ll scratch your name off”
Second then asks: “So who’s on the list?”
Some times its good to be like an Arabs
February 20th, 2009
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That is why US can not beat them in Irak !
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>> An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a
>> U.S.A.Visa
>>
>> Consul : What is your name?
>> Arab : Abdul Aziz
>> Consul : Sex?
>> Arab : Six to ten times a week
>> Consul : I mean, male or female?
>> Arab : both male and female and sometimes even
>> camels
>> Consul : Holy cow!
>> Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
>> Consul : Man,……..isn’t it hostile?
>> Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
>> Consul : Oh……….dear!
>> Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast…
